Hessech [HEH]
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Language type
A posteriori
Species
Human/humanoid
About Hessech
Czech but more retarded, also with a sprinkle of ukrainian, german, slovak and polish words.
(honestly dis is so similar to czech it could be called a condialect instead)
(honestly dis is so similar to czech it could be called a condialect instead)
Sample of Hessech[view] Ahoj. / / Jsåš na skále, vznášåš se ve vesmíru. / / Dosiť hlebrej, å? / / Nějakü je z toho vodu. / / Fejt, vlastně je většina z toho vodu. / / Nemůžu navíť jet odtud do tam bez nákupu lodi. / / Je to smutnej. / / Jsåm smutnej. / / Chybíš mi. / / Jak se to udějelo? / / Dávno, vlastně nikdy, a takü zaraz, nic není nikde....[view all texts]
Sound samples in Hessech
Some sound samples of Hessech. Maximum of 6 shown. Click the links to see the full texts.
Předpokládejme, že jsme v domovi patriotického Československého páru a jejich dospívajícího synă. Sy...
Suppose we are in the home of a patriotic Czechoslovakian couple and their teenage son. The son is a...
Suppose we are in the home of a patriotic Czechoslovakian couple and their teenage son. The son is a...
Jsåš opravdu horkă že dostavám užeh.
You are so hot that I’m getting a sunburn.
You are so hot that I’m getting a sunburn.
Ne, to je falšní!
No that's wrong!
No that's wrong!
Na čårných životech záležej.
Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matter.
Rád jem stromy. Jsú nejlepší.
I like to eat trees. They're the best.
I like to eat trees. They're the best.
Kdo jsåš?!?!
Who are you?!?!
Who are you?!?!
Language family relationships
Phonology
| Consonants | Bilabial | Labio- dental | Alveolar | Post- Alveolar | Alveolo- palatal | Palatal | Labio- velar | Velar | Uvular | Glottal | ||||||||||
| Nasal | m | n | ɲ | |||||||||||||||||
| Plosive | p | b | t | d | c | ɟ | k | g | q | |||||||||||
| Fricative | f | v | s | z | ʃ | ʒ | ɕ | ʑ | x | ɦ | ||||||||||
| Affricate | t͡s | d͡z | t͡ʃ | d͡ʒ | t͡ɕ | d͡ʑ | ||||||||||||||
| Lateral approximant | l | |||||||||||||||||||
| Approximant | j | (w) | ||||||||||||||||||
| Trill | r r̝ | [ʀ]1 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Blends | (ks) |
- allophone of /r̝/
| Vowels | Front | Near- front | Central | Near- back | Back | |||||
| Close | [i]1 | y | [ɨ]2 | [ʉ]3 | ɯ | u | ||||
| Near-close | ɪ | [ʊ]4 | ||||||||
| Close-mid | e | ø | [ɘ]5 | o | ||||||
| Mid | ə | |||||||||
| Open-mid | ɛ ʲɛ | [œ]6 | ʌ | [ɔ]7 | ||||||
| Near-open | [ʲæ]8 | [ɐ]9 | ||||||||
| Open | a | [ä]10 | [ɑ]11 | [ɒ]12 | ||||||
- allophone of /e/
- allophone of /ə/
- allophone of /y/
- allophone of /ʌ/
- allophone of /ə/
- allophone of /ø/
- allophone of /ʌ/
- allophone of /ʲɛ/
- allophone of /ə/
- allophone of /a/
- allophone of /a/
- allophone of /a/
Orthography
Below is the orthography for Hessech. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
 HessechOrthography [edit] | |||||||||
| Aa/a/, [ɒ], [ä], [ɑ] | Åå/ʌ/, [ɔ], [ʊ], [o] | Áá/a/ | Ăă/ə/, [ɘ], [ɨ], [ɐ] | Bb/b/ | Cc/t͡s/ | Čč/t͡ʃ/ | CH ch/x/ | Ďď/ɟ/ | Dd/d/ |
| DŽ dž/d͡ʒ/ | DZ dz/d͡z/ | Ěě/ʲɛ/, [ʲæ] | Ee/ɛ/ | Ëë/ɯ/, [ʉ] | Éé/e/, [i], [ɛ] | Ff/f/ | Gg/g/ | Hh/ɦ/ | Ii/ɪ/ |
| Íí/i/ | Jj/j/ | Kk/k/ | Ll/l/ | Mm/m/ | Nn/n/ | Ňň/ɲ/ | Óó/o/ | Öö/ø/, [œ] | Oo/o/ |
| Pp/p/ | Qq/q/ | Řř/r̝/, [ʀ] | Rr/r/ | Šš/ʃ/ | Ss/s/ | Tt/t/ | Ťť/c/ | Üü/y/, [ʉ] | Uu/u/ |
| Ůů/u/ | Úú/u/ | Vv/v/ | Ww/w/1 | Xx/ks/2 | Yy/ɪ/ | Ýý/i/ | Žž/ʒ/ | Zz/z/ | |
| ✖ Unknown alphabetical order [change] | |||||||||
- loan words only
- loan words only
