Vandalon [VTLQE]
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Language type
A posteriori
Species
Human/humanoid
About Vandalon
Vandalon is the official language of Vandalia/Ventalie, a large country in Central Europe spanning what in our world corresponds to eastern part of France, Benilux and western part of Germany. It is also adopted as an official language in many of its former colonies. While Vandalon has gradually lost its status as primary international language during the XXth century, it remains one of the most widespread languages in the world.
It started simple. After a few wierdlangs with alien grammars and phonologies but lacking vocabularies, I've decided to take a short break and make something pretty standard: a Germanic Frenchlang. The rules were:
- It should look and sound like French; yet
- Whenever possible, a Germanic source is to be used;
- Sound changes from quasi-proto-Germanic should mostly follow sound changes in French;
- All Germanic borrowings in French are taken verbatim into Vantalîque;
- No Greek or Latin loanwords, unless they themselves are loans from some preferably non-Indo-European language. Why no? 4 teh gr8 justis!
- Aesthetics may override pedanticism.
With this rules applied and gradually refined, Vandalon now features:
- Fake French orthography with >95% words derived from Proto-Germanic
- 2½ genders, as, in addition to masculine and feminine, few nouns and a relative pronoun retained neuter gender
- horrible number system that becomes ever more absurd
- ???
- non-profit
What was planned as a short trip became a journey lasting for years. I think of all things I've been doing in my life, the greatest amount of time was devoted to Vandalonian.
It started simple. After a few wierdlangs with alien grammars and phonologies but lacking vocabularies, I've decided to take a short break and make something pretty standard: a Germanic Frenchlang. The rules were:
- It should look and sound like French; yet
- Whenever possible, a Germanic source is to be used;
- Sound changes from quasi-proto-Germanic should mostly follow sound changes in French;
- All Germanic borrowings in French are taken verbatim into Vantalîque;
- No Greek or Latin loanwords, unless they themselves are loans from some preferably non-Indo-European language. Why no? 4 teh gr8 justis!
- Aesthetics may override pedanticism.
With this rules applied and gradually refined, Vandalon now features:
- Fake French orthography with >95% words derived from Proto-Germanic
- 2½ genders, as, in addition to masculine and feminine, few nouns and a relative pronoun retained neuter gender
- horrible number system that becomes ever more absurd
- ???
- non-profit
What was planned as a short trip became a journey lasting for years. I think of all things I've been doing in my life, the greatest amount of time was devoted to Vandalonian.
Sample of Vandalon[view] Baveu sa Tour
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/ Anu, toute de erde a logné à avoir une tonge avec unes vortes. Aux sé veront ledues vers de août, fandont sé une valée en du land Chinare, avec sé gonont à voner drot. Dans s'ont sayé a un autre: "Commons! Équiperons des baquades avec des bachons mi de feu. Su s'ont natu des baquades en état des étins avec nauvet...[view all texts]
Sound samples in Vandalon
Some sound samples of Vandalon. Maximum of 6 shown. Click the links to see the full texts.
Cé ses jacuns sont émuis tu dis royomes ronoises connus noires à des chats, avec après jeans dé guis...
Some of them stole off to those cryptical realms which are known only to cats and which villagers sa...
Some of them stole off to those cryptical realms which are known only to cats and which villagers sa...
Mes suens ses six bloiront a-t-hogne
Gardants de goux su ergne
Six autres à lands hècines leoiront...
Six of my swains will stay home To guard the precious gold The other six to the heathen lands To ...Warning: Link provided is not a supported filetype (wav, ogg, mp3). You can navigate to the link provided at your own risk.
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Je suis floppé, et toute d'erce est frise.
I jumped and the whole earth shook.
I jumped and the whole earth shook.
Êt va un crac des branches, un crôle du feôle, dans un raire titrand. À ontre hotois êt n'a eue...
There was a crack of branches, a rustle of leaves, then a tremendous roar. Our party had no chance a...
There was a crack of branches, a rustle of leaves, then a tremendous roar. Our party had no chance a...
J'hoyerai ta vain sa frace. Mais noir par un tiers. J'hoyerai ton mace par un fiers. Noire...
I will increase your shipment of water. But only by a third. I will increase your food by a quarter....
I will increase your shipment of water. But only by a third. I will increase your food by a quarter....
Gaine êt après. Vois! Serce-toi! Je jais à gainer êt après su sur, tu ne te chans pas avec êt blisse...
Cry about it? You know what! F*ck you! I'm gonna cry about it so hard, you can't even imagine. I'll ...
Cry about it? You know what! F*ck you! I'm gonna cry about it so hard, you can't even imagine. I'll ...
Phonology
Consonants | Bilabial | Labio- dental | Alveolar | Post- Alveolar | Retroflex | Palatal | Labio- velar | Velar | Uvular | Other | ||||||||||
Nasal | m | n | ɳ | ɲ | ||||||||||||||||
Plosive | p | b | t | d | k | g | ||||||||||||||
Fricative | f | v | s | z | ʃ | ʒ | ʁ | |||||||||||||
Lateral approximant | l | |||||||||||||||||||
Approximant | j | w | ɥ | |||||||||||||||||
Trill | ʀ |
Vowels | Front | Central | Back | |||
Close | i | y | u | |||
Close-mid | e | ø | o | |||
Mid | ə ə˞ | |||||
Open-mid | ɛ ɛ̃ | œ œ̃ | ɔ ɔ̃ | |||
Open | a | ɑ ɑ̃ |
Latest 8 related articles listed below.
Vandalon Loanwords
Why some words of Greek/Latin origin do find their way into ...
02-Dec-24 06:39Case in Vandalon
Case marking on articles, pronouns and nouns
01-Aug-23 11:11Vandalon Sound Changes: Verb Coda 28-Jul-23 15:36
Articles in Vandalon
Definiteness and the usage of articles
01-Mar-21 19:57Vandalon Gender
Gender and gender agreement of Vandalon nouns, pronouns, adj...
16-Oct-20 21:36Possession in Vandalon
Possessive pronouns and clauses, genitive case by articles a...
16-Oct-20 21:10Du Hobbite 1.1
Vandalonian translation of J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit", WI...
26-Jul-20 13:57