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Shelhan
Cerxarnav
[ɕəɹxaɹnav]*
Registered by xastille on 17 July 2019
Language type Mixed
Place & SpeakersSpoken in: Shelhan UnionOfficial Mermelia and LLilaMinority
Species Human/humanoid
About Shelhan
You!
Yes, you! You there at home!
Have you ever felt... gay?
Have you ever woken up thinking wow i am so homosexual?
Does the presence of a slightly attractive person of the same sex make your balls or ovaries or both tingle?
Have you ever said the word "bussy" and enjoyed it too much?
Well we at the Shelhan Union2.0 have the right product for you!



Introducing Cerxarnav, the language that will turn all of your homosexual desires into stolen English words masked as totally original ones.
Please your significant other or others or your 100K friends with benefits that you need to keep your self-esteem at an acceptable level with this affordable sentence:
Tcahkrexdoíx Tcuíenkáxatdraíx
t͡ɕʰaħkɹəxθʌix t͡ɕʰɯɛɪənkaxatθɹaix
It will make them cum gallons!
For 5 payments of 666.69$ (Shelhan Setkubeks) you can get your filthy paws on one of these!
Call now at +̴̹̟́̀̑́̈́1̵̨̬͔̪͠0̸͔͈̙̻͈̓1̸͎͉̦̯̺̑̀̊̀̑0̶̟̜̖̃̉͠ͅ1̷̖̝͎̋̎͜͝8̶̠̯͉͛0̴͍̝̑̒̌̒̅0̶̢͎̺̈́̃͝6̶̝͓͎̗̺̈́̿̈͂̕6̴̨̛̿͋̇6̸̝̑̇̾̈́6̵̤͚̣̽ͅ9̷̝͓̇̕6̴̧͖̳̓̽̕͜9̵̢̺͕̰̭̈́ !

Please make sure to talk to your doctor, gynecologist or priest before consuming Shelhan. Side effects may include classism, homosexuality, desire for treating loved ones as slaves, becoming too much of a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race, bottoming, nausea, holding a toxic relationship with Tina, being featured in r/yiffinhell, or general dizziness.
Call now!
Sample of Shelhan[view] devkíc xyiírxam'er kou ikoú te? Kí'er íncex, se verkính cíixa.

Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
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Sound samples in Shelhan
Some sound samples of Shelhan. Maximum of 6 shown. Click the links to see the full texts.
devkíc xyiírxam'er kou ikoú te? Kí'er íncex, se verkính cíixa.
Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Czen. Énckí'er cerxarnav te?
Hello. Do you speak [your conlang]?
anhendkícametc anh. Ouner endkícametcanh, de xa trií samanhecz.
I don’t dislike him. I just don’t like him, which is quite different.
Mate bercxtexa mou, donyécamer blue se keíliskí te?
Excuse me, but have I given you any indication that I care?
byaxyécanh kou kí vale sin de car kéíxtcíi.
I didn't wash because there was a cow in my bathroom.
Ke nou xrad swér kokde, kxan alronkír ma xot vés kélpecz xrode; ma kélp skéwi te?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it go...
Language family relationships
Language treeShelhanic
 ⤷ Proto-Shelhanic
  ⤷ West Shelhanic
   ⤷ Kotanéísic
    ⤷ Old [redacted]
     ⤷  Kranxramic
      ⤷  Shelhan
[view] About ShelhanicThe languages of Northeastern Ystel, spoken in CXV, [redacted], some small eastern parts of RCM, and the northern areas of [insert whatever country may join Ystel south of Shelhania in the future]. Sometimes also called Shel...
Phonology
ConsonantsBilabialLabio-
dental
DentalAlveolarPost-
Alveolar
Alveolo-
palatal
PalatalLabio-
velar
VelarPharyngealGlottalOther
Nasal m     n         ŋ      
Plosive p p: b     t t:     [c]1   k k: g   ʔ  
Fricative ɸ [f]2 v θ [ð]3 s z [ʃ]4 ʒ ɕ [ʑ]5 ç   x ħ [h]6  
Affricate         [t͡ʃ]7 [d͡ʒ]8 t͡ɕʰ d͡ʑ c͡ç   k͡x      
Lateral approximant       l               [ɫ]9
Approximant       ɹ     j w        
Trill       [r]10                
  1. allophone of /c͡ç/
  2. allophone of /ɸ/
  3. allophone of /θ/
  4. allophone of /ɕ/
  5. allophone of /ʒ/
  6. allophone of /ħ/
  7. allophone of /t͡ɕʰ/
  8. allophone of /d͡ʑ/
  9. allophone of /l/
  10. allophone of /ɹ/
VowelsFrontNear-
front
CentralBack
Close i   ʉ ɯ
Near-close   ɪ    
Mid     ə  
Open-mid ɛ     ʌ
Open a      
Polyphthongs ɪə ɪʌ ɪe ɯə əɯ ɐɪ ɯɛɪ
ʌə ajɛ ʉjɛ ɯjɛ
Orthography
Below is the orthography for Shelhan. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
 ShelhanOrthography
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-
//
a
a
/a/
/ajɛ/
b
b
/b/
c
c
/ɕ/, [ʃ]
cz
cz
/ʒ/, [ʑ]
d
d
/θ/, [ð]
e
e
/ə/
f
f
/ɸ/, [f]
g
g
/g/
h
h
/ħ/, [h]
i
i
/ɪ/
j
j
/d͡ʑ/, [d͡ʒ]
k
k
/k/
ky
ky
/c͡ç/
l
l
/l/, [ɫ]
m
m
/m/
n
n
/n/
o
o
/ʌ/
p
p
/p/
q
q
/ʔ/
r
r
/ɹ/, [r]
s
s
/s/
t
t
/t/
tc
tc
[t͡ʃ]
u
u
/ɯ/
/ɯjɛ/
v
v
/v/
w
w
/w/
x
x
/x/
y
y
/j/
z
z
/z/
á
á
/a/
áé
áé
/ajɛ/
é
é
/ɛ/
í
í
/i/
ú
ú
/ʉ/
úé
úé
/ʉjɛ/
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