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Humanese [OEZ]
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Typology Progressing 794 words
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Registered by Shareenear on 12 January 2018
Language type A posteriori
Place & SpeakersHumanese is spoken by a population of around 8,000,000 .
Species Human/humanoid
About Humanese Čeoaeajōzeko is a language spoken by the humans race in my conworld and the official language of Čeoeiaea, the country of humans. The closest languages to this one are probably Amphibian and Western Vampirian, but they don't understand each other anyway

Humanese is one of the easiest and at the same time one of the weirdest languages in my conworld: here's no tenses and plural number is formed by adding the "n" the beginning of a word. But if a word begins with "n", you add "m" before it.

The orthografy is weird too: a word might be just a lot of vowels in a row but pronounced as a 2 or 3 vowels with the same number of consonants! For example: illusion is iouoeui, which are pronounced as [júji]. Welp, there's also some words without any vowels but pronounced the same way as written(for example, knt is cat). Just like in Czech. Btw, if the "h" letter are odd in a words, it's pronounced as [ɣ]

So what the hell is actually this language? I'm gonna answer this question: every word are a mixture of it's Czech and Hawaiian translations. I've just heard that one linguistics specialist said that it's gonna be a beautiful language if you mix a lang with a lot of consonants and with a lot of vowels. So here's the result. Does it sound beautiful? As for me, it sound weird but cool anyway.
Sample of Humanese[view] Knāž tēa omači bet čeoaea, ja by sūlāc a čanat llsha se oao.

If this sauce were a person, I would get naked and make love to it.
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Sound samples in Humanese
Some sound samples of Humanese. Maximum of 6 shown. Click the links to see the full texts.
Knāž jī matua nao vrotitaso vi pvlkda, uiei to zosoa se ndetk?
If their mother hasn’t come back by noon, could you stay with the children?
Vi muju tilo muos vada. Chateta pnti?
There is a lot of water in my body. Do you want to drink it?
Padie vāēa ziamia nzākāna zo lotchcnvmku, viči nao mosot sihipy letet vnbmcāp. Joha nkaialo pu milī ...
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings...
Boaōmřija! To nojat vāēa sediu nzāpasakā! Tkdā to patēāe janēo ZANACEAE ZITIMO TO JAŠE UIEI!
Congratulations! You found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CA...
Mnrēva richie žjāi ryba.
Minerva quickly ate a fish.
Pāon uoiotk se luia.
The plate ran away with the spoon.
Language family relationships
[view] Vicioa (Eastern)This dialect is spoken at the east of Čeoaeiea and is very similar to the standard Humanese. But unlike the standard, here plural number is formed with "m", not "n", and it's not Czech+Hawaiian. It's Slovak+Hawaiian! I just like Slovak more than Czech, so why not?
Nasal m   n        
Plosive p b   t d       k g
Fricative   f v s z ʃ ʒ     x ɣ
Affricate     t͡s t͡ʃ      
Lateral approximant     l        
Approximant         j w  
Trill     r r̝        
Close i i: ɯ ɯ: u u:
Close-mid e e: o o:
Open-mid   ɔ1
Open a a:  
  1. only in the eastern dialect
Below is the orthography for Humanese. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
Aa/a/Ôô/ɔ/1Bb/b/Cc/t͡s/CH ch/x/Dd/d/Ee/e/Ȳȳ/ɯ:/Ff/f/
✖ Unknown alphabetical order
  1. only in the eastern dialect
Typological information for Humanese

Number of nominal casesOne case
Phonemic vowel lengthShort/Long
Primary word orderSVO
ToneNo phonemic tone
Future tenseNone

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