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Humanese
Čeoaeajōzeko
[t͡ʃjojajo:zeko]
Registered by Shareenear on 12 January 2018
Language type A posteriori
Place & SpeakersHumanese is spoken by a population of around 8,000,000 .
Species Human/humanoid
About Humanese Čeoaeajōzeko is a language spoken by the humans race in my conworld and the official language of Čeoeiaea, the country of humans. The closest languages to this one are probably Amphibian and Western Vampirian, but they don't understand each other anyway

Humanese is one of the easiest and at the same time one of the weirdest languages in my conworld: here's no tenses and plural number is formed by adding the "n" letter...in the beginning of a word. But if a word begins with "n", you add "m" before it.

The orthografy is weird too: a word might be just a lot of vowels in a row but pronounced as a 2 or 3 vowels with the same number of consonants! For example: illusion is iouoeui, which are pronounced as [júji]. Welp, there's also some words without any vowels but pronounced the same way as written(for example, knt is cat). Just like in Czech. Btw, if the "h" letter are odd in a words, it's pronounced as [ɣ]

So what the hell is actually this language? I'm gonna answer this question: every word are a mixture of it's Czech and Hawaiian translations. I've just heard that one linguistics specialist said that it's gonna be a beautiful language if you mix a lang with a lot of consonants and with a lot of vowels. So here's the result. Does it sound beautiful? As for me, it sound weird but cool anyway.
Sample of Humanese[view] Omlumana, nao uiei by Vo pket mjulil se me? Ja pkaiemen roši pedl hach.

"Sorry, would you mind not talking to me? I'm busy breathing right now."
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Sound samples in Humanese
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Nčeoaea mjulil ca ja šeān holihu - ja mjulil ca soeu uēā šolstuna. Ja prasē hřidhut vuāe.
People say that I'm a bad influence - I say the world's already fucked, I'm just adding to it.
Skike! Hilāh! Hilāh ni tā, hilāh ni toū kāa!
Fine! Dishonour! Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow!
Muju nzav Šōeočesniau Cyriš. Mau třacatoa telō nrakai. Muju dame vi skvurvicida Čāsan zo Kāimashol, ...
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where a...
Nčeoaea nisošt kayā nvātāo nao koneca jeke oāio pyj.
People hate when sentences do not end the way they penis.
Nošāo nkřeun bet sāea nvojk zo jī lutauč. Za tān duvud māo sihipy paeakcit nošāo soeu a mit časā hlu...
Our ancestors were great warriors of their era. For that reason we were able to conquer our world an...
Knāž jī matua nao vrotitaso vi pvlkda, uiei to zosoa se ndetk?
If their mother hasn’t come back by noon, could you stay with the children?
Language family relationships
[view] Vicioa (Eastern)This dialect is spoken at the east of Čeoaeiea and is very similar to the standard Humanese. But unlike the standard, here plural number is formed with "m", not "n", and it's not Czech+Hawaiian. It's Slovak+Hawaiian! I just like Slovak more than Czech, so why not?
Phonology
ConsonantsBilabialLabio-
dental
AlveolarPost-
Alveolar
PalatalLabio-
velar
Velar
Nasal m   n        
Plosive p b   t d       k g
Fricative   f v s z ʃ ʒ     x ɣ
Affricate     t͡s t͡ʃ      
Lateral approximant     l        
Approximant         j w  
Trill     r r̝        
VowelsFrontBack
Close i i: ɯ ɯ: u u:
Close-mid e e: o o:
Open-mid   ɔ1
Open a a:  
  1. only in the eastern dialect
Orthography
Below is the orthography for Humanese. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
 HumaneseOrthography
Aa/a/Ôô/ɔ/1Bb/b/Cc/t͡s/CH ch/x/Dd/d/Ee/e/Ȳȳ/ɯ:/Ff/f/
Gg/g/Hh/ɣ/Ii/i/Jj/j/Kk/k/Ll/l/Mm/m/Nn/n/Oo/o/
Pp/p/Rr/r/Ss/s/Tt/t/Uu/u/Vv/v/Ww/w/Yy/ɯ/Zz/z/
Ōō/o:/Řř/r̝/Šš/ʃ/Ūū/u:/Žž/ʒ/Āā/a:/Čč/t͡ʃ/Ēē/e:/Īī/i:/
✖ Unknown alphabetical order
  1. only in the eastern dialect
Typological information for Humanese

Number of nominal casesOne case
Phonemic vowel lengthShort/Long
Primary word orderSVO
ToneNo phonemic tone
Future tenseNone

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