What is Womp?
▲
2▲ 2 ▼ 0
Womp
This public article was written by [Deactivated User] on 16 Dec 2017, 20:40.
[comments] det
1. What is Womp?
?
?
?FYI...
This article is a work in progress! Check back later in case any changes have occurred.
This article is a work in progress! Check back later in case any changes have occurred.
“What is womp?” That is a futile question. You will get very little out of it, unless you ask a Wompologist (zijâwompîza). What would a Wompologist say? He would say, “Womp is womp.”
Confusing?
Not to worry, while no one knows what it is, a number of phenomena can occur when one utters the word, “womp.” For example, saying “womp” causes a small region of space and all of the matter in it to move a certain direction and curl inwards toward itself. This, interestingly causes the matter to turn into a small particle of explosive chemical called a apöwompî (womp explosive) through a process called xanakanipîwompa(an action caused by womp). These particles explode when they come in contact with large concentrations of matter. One apöwompî explosion is equivalent to 10 megatons of TNT. These particles travel at fast speeds from areas with high gravity to low gravity, but never in the opposite direction unless it was already traveling in that direction. These particles accumulate into spheroids called mozîpapöwompîma(planets of womp exposive). When a mozîpapöwompî becomes too big, its gravity causes the mass to explode as all of the apöwompî tries to leave the region of gravity. They disperse in all directions, crashing into stars, asteroids, planets, and starcraft. This event only happens equivalent to every 500 Earth years. Through this, one can appreciate the power of womp, but this is only one occurrence. ✎ Edit Article ✖ Delete Article
Comments
