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This private article was written by [Deactivated User] on 10 Oct 2016, 04:36.

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Yerlanball


Speech:

• Always spells "of" as "af" or "ar"
• Often spells "I" as "ei"
• Often switches object and subject pronouns (me want, her said, them make, make I, etc...)
• Often uses VSO word order
• Often 'slurs' s's by making them a "sh" likewise with z's becoming "zh"
• Often spells Y's as J's
• Always spells "Yerlan" as "Jerlan"

Personality:

• Takes both sides on certain issues randomly, often making Yerlanball internally conflicted
The issues are: Drug use, cigarette / cigar legality, death sentences, gambling laws, prostitution, and whether grains or seafood is considered the national dish.
Tries to be environmentally friendly... just don't ask about all the cars >.>
• Government is super open about all of it's inner-[REDACTED] including its [EXTRA REDACTED]
• Often forgets that the northeast of Yerlan even exists
• Finds all orthographies without a top or bottom bar (à la Devanagari) to be inferior / silly
• Third wheel of the Šarkunen Union
• Forth wheel of the Püzimmese Union
• Music is the one true art
• Nice, in the creepy way
• Smells of shit
• Thinks straight line borders are the best borders
• Only 141 years old
• Tea over coffee
• Loves tongue-twisters
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