Bad Future English [BFE]
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Bad Future English
Wa'zā [waza:]*

Wa'zā [waza:]*
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[Deactivated User] on 16 July 2019
Language type
Joke language
Species
Human/humanoid
About Bad Future English
Based heavily off of American Slang and text speak, Bad Future English (Wa'zā) is a rather satirical look at what English could look like if it continued to follow these trends. Combined with the fact that English is currently the third most spoken language in the world, Wa'zā simplifies the ridiculous amount of vowels present in English to one, /a/, in short (a) and long (ā) variants. Efforts are being made to simplify the amount of vowels as well. In short, it is a language of simple concepts that is easy to speak, despite making you sound, what people might call "dumb" or "low-class".
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Phonology
Consonants | Bilabial | Labio- dental | Alveolar | Palatal | Labio- velar | Velar | Glottal | |||||||
Nasal | m | n | ||||||||||||
Plosive | p | b | t | d | k | g | ʔ | |||||||
Fricative | f | v | s | z | h | |||||||||
Lateral approximant | l | |||||||||||||
Approximant | ɹ | j | w | |||||||||||
Trill | ʙ |
Vowels | Front | |
Open | a a: |
Orthography
Below is the orthography for Bad Future English. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
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Āā/a:/ | Aa/a/ | Bb/b/ | BR br/ʙ/ | Dd/d/ | Ff/f/ | Gg/g/ | Hh/h/ | Kk/k/ | Ll/l/ | Mm/m/ |
Nn/n/ | Oo/ʔ/ | Pp/p/ | Rr/ɹ/ | Ss/s/ | Tt/t/ | Vv/v/ | Ww/w/ | Yy/j/ | Zz/z/ | |
✖ Unknown alphabetical order [change] |