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Keysmashese
;eqqe
[e̞t͡ʃt͡ʃe̞]*
Registered by [Deactivated User] on 19 May 2020
Language type Joke language
Place & SpeakersKeysmashese is spoken by a population of around 100,000,000,000 .
Species Human/humanoid
About Keysmashese ;EQQE (KEYSMASHESE)

Do you like effective communication?

Do you like actually good languages?

Then you can go [REMOVED BY CWS ADMINS]

This bad boy only has 69 core words, the rest are up to imagination and gluing words together.
It's basically a terrible concoction of English and Japanese grammar-wise and I regret even thinking of making this in the first place.

FEATURES:
- Only two punctuation marks, ; and ].

- Grammatical death

And many (not so many) more!

Apply now to see if ;EQQE (KEYSMASHESE) is right for you!
Sample of Keysmashese[view] qqu ha xwx ;Video Game ;moqkaŋ xhicc ga ka] kqaŋ ŋw ha haqhaq ŋamx ga] ;moqkaŋ xhicc ha haqhaq ŋamx ga] ;moqkaŋ xhicc ha ciki xhicc qupx xhicc ga] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx][view all texts]
Latest vocabulary
quhindrug
bigvsex
Sound samples in Keysmashese
Some sound samples of Keysmashese. Maximum of 6 shown. Click the links to see the full texts.
xqpaq ha qxqiŋ abce ŋw moqkaŋ ga]
My desire is not to kill anymore.
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Language family relationships
Language treeIsolates
 ⤷ Isolate languages
  ⤷  Keysmashese
[view] About IsolatesThis is a family for isolate languages.
Phonology
ConsonantsBilabialPost-
Alveolar
RetroflexVelarGlottal
Nasal     ŋ  
Plosive b     k g  
Fricative     ˀʂ̪͆::ˀ   h
Affricate   t͡ʃ      
Approximant       ɰ  
VowelsFrontCentralBack
Close i ʉ̞ ɯ
Mid ə
Near-open   ɐ  
Open     ɒ
Orthography
Below is the orthography for Keysmashese. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
 KeysmasheseOrthography [edit]
Aa/ɐ/Bb/b/Cc/ɰ/Ee/e̞/Gg/g/Hh/h/Ii/i/Kk/k/Mm/mʰ/
Oo/o̞/Pp/pʰ/Qq/t͡ʃ/Ss/ˀʂ̪͆::ˀ/Uu/ɒ/Ww/ʉ̞/Xx/ə/Yy/ɯ/Ŋŋ/ŋ/
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