Keysmashese [EQQE]
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Language type
Joke language
Place & SpeakersKeysmashese is spoken by a population of around 100,000,000,000 .
Species
Human/humanoid
About Keysmashese
;EQQE (KEYSMASHESE)
Do you like effective communication?
Do you like actually good languages?
Then you can go [REMOVED BY CWS ADMINS]
This bad boy only has 69 core words, the rest are up to imagination and gluing words together.
It's basically a terrible concoction of English and Japanese grammar-wise and I regret even thinking of making this in the first place.
FEATURES:
- Only two punctuation marks, ; and ].
- Grammatical death
And many (not so many) more!
Apply now to see if ;EQQE (KEYSMASHESE) is right for you!
Do you like effective communication?
Do you like actually good languages?
Then you can go [REMOVED BY CWS ADMINS]
This bad boy only has 69 core words, the rest are up to imagination and gluing words together.
It's basically a terrible concoction of English and Japanese grammar-wise and I regret even thinking of making this in the first place.
FEATURES:
- Only two punctuation marks, ; and ].
- Grammatical death
And many (not so many) more!
Apply now to see if ;EQQE (KEYSMASHESE) is right for you!
Sample of Keysmashese[view] qqu ha xwx ;Video Game ;moqkaŋ xhicc ga ka] kqaŋ ŋw ha haqhaq ŋamx ga] ;moqkaŋ xhicc ha haqhaq ŋamx ga] ;moqkaŋ xhicc ha ciki xhicc qupx xhicc ga] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx][view all texts]
Latest vocabulary
Sound samples in Keysmashese
Some sound samples of Keysmashese. Maximum of 6 shown. Click the links to see the full texts.
xqpaq ha qxqiŋ abce ŋw moqkaŋ ga]
My desire is not to kill anymore.Warning: Link provided is not a supported filetype (wav, ogg, mp3). You can navigate to the link provided at your own risk.
My desire is not to kill anymore.Warning: Link provided is not a supported filetype (wav, ogg, mp3). You can navigate to the link provided at your own risk.
Language family relationships
Language treeIsolates
⤷ Isolate languages
⤷ Keysmashese
⤷ Isolate languages
⤷ Keysmashese
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Phonology
Consonants | Bilabial | Post- Alveolar | Retroflex | Velar | Glottal | |||||
Nasal | mʰ | ŋ | ||||||||
Plosive | pʰ | b | k | g | ||||||
Fricative | ˀʂ̪͆::ˀ | h | ||||||||
Affricate | t͡ʃ | |||||||||
Approximant | ɰ |
Vowels | Front | Central | Back | |||
Close | i | ʉ̞ | ɯ | |||
Mid | e̞ | ə | o̞ | |||
Near-open | ɐ | |||||
Open | ɒ |
Orthography
Below is the orthography for Keysmashese. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
KeysmasheseOrthography [edit] | ||||||||
Aa/ɐ/ | Bb/b/ | Cc/ɰ/ | Ee/e̞/ | Gg/g/ | Hh/h/ | Ii/i/ | Kk/k/ | Mm/mʰ/ |
Oo/o̞/ | Pp/pʰ/ | Qq/t͡ʃ/ | Ss/ˀʂ̪͆::ˀ/ | Uu/ɒ/ | Ww/ʉ̞/ | Xx/ə/ | Yy/ɯ/ | Ŋŋ/ŋ/ |
✖ Unknown alphabetical order [change] |